erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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