I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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