I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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