i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
