Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
