This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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