One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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