was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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