ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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