Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Shame - the story of my life.
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