I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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