the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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