Soap is not a condiment
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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