I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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