I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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