May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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