We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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