their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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