we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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