Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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