I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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