Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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