so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
All the doctor said was why
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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