quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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