maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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