i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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