I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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