What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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