Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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