So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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