Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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