Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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