Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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