Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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