Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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