Too much gin, very little bucket
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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