what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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