jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
