we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Come share oat with me in your robe
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Randomize
