Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My hand turned me down
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
