His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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