Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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