He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
What drink are we having for lunch?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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