I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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