so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
