Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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