Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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