we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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