this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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