I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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