similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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